Adopt one today!
Posted 18 hours ago

dooweeooh:

Even billie understands

Posted 18 hours ago
harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
I;m dying

omg

harmonicakind:

angryqueershakespeare:

peterfromtexas:

Ok…now what?

I am laughing so goddamn hard at this

it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like

just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely

I;m dying

omg

(Source: reddit.com)

Posted 18 hours ago

intheshadowsff:

queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

image

Welpity Welp Welpington

(Source: neonarizona)

Posted 18 hours ago

well-then-my-dear-captain:

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK DOES MOVIE GINNY HAVE TO FUCKING ASK HER BROTHERS WHO KRUM IS AT THE WORLD CUP

THE GIRL IS A QUIDDITCH ACE WHO GOES ON TO PLAY FOR THE HOLYHEAD HARPIES AND BECOME A QUIDDITCH REPORTER

BESIDES WHICH SHE LIVES WITH RON WHO HAS A MASSIVE MAN CRUSH ON KRUM

THERE IS NOT A CHANCE IN HELL GINNY WEASLEY DOESN’T KNOW WHO KRUM IS

but yeah sure let’s have the girls ask dumb questions that were Harry’s lines in the book whatever

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

a story of friendship

amoying:

human: :(

dog: :D

human: :D

(Source: amoying)

Posted 18 hours ago

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

mvtk42:

ironychan:

What, exactly, are all the skeletons fighting about?

Did somebody assassinate Archduke Femurdinand?

When I read this I put my phone down, walked out of the room, then sat at my kitchen table reevaluating the life choices I’ve made that led me to this moment.

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

mishasminions:

CASTIEL LIKES TO BOOP

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 20 hours ago

mishasminions:

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT WHILE JENSEN AND MISHA THROW INNUENDOS AT EACH OTHER, JARED IS JUST TRYING TO MODEL POSE HIS WAY THROUGH IT

Posted 20 hours ago
  1. Sansa: Well, it was nice to meet you, and tell your gay friends I will see them later.
  2. Margaery: Gay friends?
  3. [Loras and Renly are making out]
  4. Margaery: Loras?! Again??